do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?


fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated


if anyone outside of britain ever questions how seriously we take the great british bake off just know that this week a guy went out because he threw his baked alaska in the bin because another baker took it out of the freezer and left it on the side and it melted and then he walked up to the judges with said bin and just put it in front of them and i’ve nEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IT WAS INTENSE

I didn’t… I didn’t set her straight. [x]

Andrew Garfield as Spider-man painting

Andrew Garfield as Spider-man painting




The Stars Of ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past' Play Fuck, Marry, Kill +

proof that Peter Dinklage truly understands how the world should work




english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

"They tried to teach me some parkour. They tried to teach me some jumping over shit and that was funny too."  - Evan Peters

me at friends house
  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house


One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.


*dabs grease off pizza with a paper towel* I’m eating healthy

Woman? Is that meant to insult me?